HELLO SAILORS!!
welcome to my paradiso of the net!
Let me whisk you away into my world for a little while. I can only hope that you leave here knowing something new, hopefully about a nuanced topic that you've been pondering.
and now, a letter of sorts...
it's a little bit of business here, but these are the things we must say, huh!
HOWEVER
I did write it out and include some fun facts so I felt more like a real girl and not just a digital product pusher!!
here I am playing pinball
I love you all.
the moment you've all been waiting for...
COMEDY!
my beautiful bread and butter...
COMEDY!COMMEDIA!COMÉDIE!
I speak a lot about this so it is time to show out a bit !
I have a small collection of recorded stand up, thanks to my beauties at the COMEDY PROJECT!!
the oldest samples are first, and telling.
I wanted to include them because humility and showing growth are two very ataractive attributes in a comic.
PRAY TELL BABY J, HOW DO YOU DO YOUR COME-DAY?
well thank you for asking!
When I was a young stand up I was given the criticism that I was "too wordy".
which I found totally and completely inexplicable, unfathomable, offensive and wildly out of touch.
however
I took this criticism to heart and decided "WAIT! that is genius." So from that day on I've posited myself as an esoteric expert on all matters concerning day to day life.
I specialize in talking about me in a way that makes it seem like I'm talking about you!
in short: I gesticulate wildly and use big words to talk about the world around me in a humorous fashion.
THE VOICE!
something everyone has...
...metaphorically
I use mine a little bit differently
this is my voice! a sample of it, something tget you hopefully excited about me and not necessarily about what I was selling... but if I did, I must’ve done something right!
I ALSO have a games demo! Check out all my kooky characters (and production ability - wink)
ALSO!
another thing I can do is DROWN!
(thanks Brian!)
so if you want to hear me slip below, it is just... below...
here I am in my audio production headphones and my Canada bucket hat, ready to speak (for you)!
don't DRAW any conclusions...
come to me first!
VIVIENNE DRAWS!
SHOCKING! She draws?
yes I do ! I mostly work in traditional art in the realms of pen and ink, pencil and block print.
HOWEVER.
I did recently get an Apple Pencil and so I do now make a digital monthly newspaper, which I humbly implore you to explore...
my art is mostly used for show posters and tattoo designs, and much like my comedy it is pretty "wordy" (I love long subtitles!)
I am utterly in love with stippling for realism and mixing that with smaller, more cartoonish details.
please...
ASK ME TO DRAW SOMETHING!!
I see that you want me.
I understand, I am a 1970s charmer and a modern day dreamer.
you're in luck!
for I am available using the tools below !
send me an email!
[email protected]
I am trying to get more into email, and if you send me something, that's sure to do it!
check out my tumblr!
check out my youtube!
I do not have anything else anymore; because one night many years ago Jim Morrison appeared to me and told me that instagram was evil, and he's a genius (and still alive) soooo.....
thank you for your brave journey through my web domain! as a reward here is me in the crowd at Geddy Lee's "My Effin' Life" book tour.
Remember I'm just like everyone else, a Rush fan.